Paroles: Ass Ponys. Little Bastard.

Little Bastard, all fish belly white
Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt
When his grandma sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down, you're gonna get hurt"

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake"

Little Bastard has a recurring dream
That he's a pirate on a sea of snakes
And when the waves come you can listen to him scream
As the tide runs down his leg

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake"

Little Bastard, all fish belly white
Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt
When his grandma sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down you're gonna get hurt"

And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard
Call me Snake"