Paroles: Babyshambles. Down in Albion. Pipedown.

Oh Paddy, put the pipe down
If you got the right sound
If it's not the right sound
Neither am I, oh my, oh my

Do your sums
Work out a fairer way?
If it comes undone
Just paper over the cracks
And there ain't no turning back

Oh, on the sun
They make you out to be a tearaway
Comes undone
Oh, I just spoke to Matt
Pat, they want the money back

Ah, put the pipe down
If you got the right sound
If it's the right sound
Oh my, oh my, oh my

Do your sums
Work out a fairer way?
Can you play no fun
Oh, what you think of that
'Cause they wanted but?

You better pipe down
You got the right sound
The pipe down
Oh my, oh my, oh my

Oh Paddy, put the pipe down
If you got the right sound
If it's not the right sound
Neither am I, oh my, oh my

Oh Paddy, put the pipe down
If you got the right sound
If it's the right sound
Oh my, oh my, oh my