Paroles: Budweiser. Mr. Toilet Paper Refiller.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
(Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller)
Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier, you storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll? Or two? Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep rollin'!)
While others rest, you can't... because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
(Hop! Hop! Hop!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, master of the men's room because if you don't do your business, we can't do ours.
(Is there anybody out there?)