Paroles: Cramps. Wet Nightmare.

Tomorrow will be glummy
With a chance of morning frogs
But this just happened to me
While I was sawin' logs

I seen a striptease torture
And blackbirds flyin' backwards
And a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers

It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare

There was a pin up girl
Painted on the wall of a cave
A wolf whistle and a leather girl
And a slave

I got the mascara whiplash
From a shockwave o'showgals
Stripped gears an' firls
An' reemed an' stroked valves

It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare

Well, she wolves in six-packs
Put on warpaint in an earthquake
I drank booze from their shoes
With no pants or brakes

A load o'girl in arms
And a bit in my teeth
Panties on my head
Corkscrew heels on my feet

It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
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