Paroles: Dos Gringos. 2. Squiggly Porn.

When I'm out TDY sometimes I'm a rollin stone
There are nights I stay in my room cause I wanna be alone
I just wanna get some me time; a chance to feel reborn
I dim the lights and lock the door and cuddle up to squiggly porn
Sure there are real pornos but I'd rather not It makes me feel all dirty inside and I know that I'd get caught
With my friend squiggly porn I get that same cheap thrill without Naked Sorority Grandmas 6 showing up on my Visa bill
Yeah squiggly porn your always around I keep coming back though you let me down you give me a tit then you take it away I'm still looking forward to that special day when I can see some poon tang and chicks making out and it ain't all distorted yeah there won't be a doubt that I conquered the beast then what will I do? squiggly porn I'll miss you

(Thanks to Tony for these lyrics)