Paroles: Frank Zappa. Frank Zappa's 200 Motels. The Sealed Tuna Bolero.

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Mark volman & howard kaylan:
This town.. this town..
Is just a sealed

Tuna sandwich.
Sealed
Tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued ...
It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack.
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in la habre with a blown-out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of jimmy carl black.