Paroles: NOFX. S & M Airlines. You Drink, You Drive, You Spill.

I say, don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop and think

You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
Well, I'm much more concerned
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill

I say, don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel
Just stop and think

35 percent of accidents are cause by pixilated
The other 65 percent are not alcohol related
What does this tell us about the drunk drivers
They seem to have a better record than the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill
How much beer I spill

I say, don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink