Paroles: Pansy Division. Jack U Off.

If you're looking for somewhere to go
Can take you to the movie show
We can sit way in the back
And I'll jack U off

Can't give you everything you want
But I can take you to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack U off

If you're tired of masturbating
Come aboard we can go on a date
And if you like
I'll jack U off

Your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump on in the sack
And I'll jack U off

I'll jack U off
Jack U off
I'll jack U off
Jack U off
I'll jack U off

I only do it for a worthy cause
You're gonna wanna give me applause
You'll have an instant heart attack
If I Jack U off

If you really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your mama's car
Make it in a Cadillac
I'll jack U off

I know where we can go
Do a little fellatio
Or if that's too much
I'll jack U off

I'll jack U off
Jack U off
I'll jack U off
Jack U off
I'll jack U off

Even if you're chicken baby, come here
If you're good I'll even let you steer
As a matter of fact
You can jack me off

I'll jack U off
I'll jack U off