Paroles: Liz Phair. Whip-Smart. May Queen.

Don't be fooled by him, he's fine
Rock and roll Ken doll, he's a national end-all
He's an off and on friend of mine

Where have I been? Got any what?
Who have I seen? I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me, girls in your arms
The changing of her Majesty's guard is truly amazing

Got any what?
Disease, hashish, a mind?
Do I have any what?

Where have I been? Got any what?
Who have I seen? I spy a May Queen
You were miles above me, girls in your arms
You could've planted a farm, all of them hayseeds