Paroles: Richard O'Brien. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Eddie.

Dr. Everett v. Scott
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist
But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. Scott
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist
He was a low down cheap little punk

Dr. Everett v. Scott
Taking everyone for a ride

Chorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy

Janet Weiss
Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did

Columbia
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me

In a note which reads
Chorus
What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy

Janet Weiss
Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did

Chorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guy

Chorus
Whoa ho ho

Janet Weiss
Makes you cry

Chorus
Hey hey hey

Dr. Everett v. Scott
And I did

Chorus
Eddie