Paroles: Songs To Wear Pants To. Everything I Didn't Like About My Previous Girlfriend.

Hey! This song is for my girfriend!
Yeah!
Please don't go for two whole weeks without brushing your teeth, it kind of ruins your breath
Please don't show up at my parents' house wearing nothing but underwear asking if they have some crystal meth
But other than that my last girlfriend was perfect so be just like her...
I love you!