Paroles: Soundtrack Artists. Crash The Party.

Twenty-one year old appeal
I can?t believe how young I feel
And it makes me feel I?m cool as shit
All the non-conformists gather
?Round to show off wax and lather wit
Everybody?s cool as shit

And no one knows how young we are
We?re all on the same page
No one knows how young we are
That we are underage
Come on! Let?s do a shot
None for me
More for us

Crash the party and they?ll never know
[We?re on the slow and steady]
Act the part and they will never know
[I?m feeling cool already]
Crash the party and they will never know

Maybe I?m not cool enough
To understand this hipster stuff just yet
But there?s one thing I don?t get
Is that what we?re gonna be
When we grow up [What, Loud?]
You see? That?s great
Obnoxious seems to be my fate
As long as he says random things
With funny faces and make
Everything his random thing
There?s only so much I can take
Well, I think he rocks
In that sucky way
Let?s do a shot

Crash the party and they?ll never know
[We?re on the slow and steady]
Act the part and they will never know
[I?m feeling cool already]
Crash the party and they will never know
[This party really fucking blows!]

Is this the bathroom?

Yes it is
[You and me, let?s do a shot of straight Kahlua]
Is there someone in there?
[I?m taking a shit]
[Or perhaps you feel a shot of straight tequila?]
Maybe while I?m standing here
You could grab me an ice cold beer
Sure give me a second
Maribel, you?re being beckoned

[You?re sweating
So are you. You have paint on your face
So do you
No I don?t
Oh, well, I just came from rehearsal
So I didn?t have time to wash the paint off
You?re in a play?
Yeah. I?m a Thespian
Awesome! I?m an actor
I didn?t think I?d meet an actress tonight
Actually, I prefer to be called an actor
Oh, Right. Right. That whole woman thing
That whole woman thing?
Sorry, I didn?t?I didn?t mean?I mean
That?s okay
I should go
Can I get my beer?
Right. Sorry
Wait!]

Crash the party and they?ll never know
[Some things, you can?t reverse it]
Act the part and they will never know
[I?m such a stupid person]
Crash the party and they?re out the door
[We?re on the slow and steady]
Crash the party and then we?ll drink it all
[I?m feeling cool already]
Crash the party and they will never know