My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he?d call me, and ask me to fly down I told him that I?d love to But I had things to
This is not a test, not true, this kind of is a test of our endurance There's really no one left to place the blame on and hang in effigy This was not
I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what
Why do I keep scratching, Scratching my balls? I don't like this feeling, I don't like it at all. Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs, I got
It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yelling at me. I know you've got to plug yourself up, But why take it out on me? Just leave
Way down Louisiana close to New Orleans, Way back up in the woods among the evergreens... There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood, Where lived
I moved from Massachusetts 'cause I couldn't be controlled. I moved from Massachusetts 'cause it was fuckin' cold. I moved from Massachusetts 'cause I
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox. Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause. Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show. I'm sure
I haven?t got anymore excuses We?ve gone way past alcohol abuses It?s too late We gotta celebrate co dependence day Self-caused affliction Magnified
The leads are weak, the leads are weak, fucking leads are weak? YOU'RE WEAK Remember when America had a middle class And an upper class, that was way
Truth now like a viral infection the GOP developed a vaccine get your shot from your local christian reading room make sure your clothes are blue and
This is not a test. Not true, this kind of is a test of our endurance. There's really no one left to place the blame on and hang in effigy This ones not
I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege I understand
I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed
All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call
What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie broke
Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers We'll give you the skill for street livin' It feels pretty great to just give in, so just give