Paroles: Dead Milkmen. Methodist Coloring Book.

Dean, hey there's a big airplane goin' by
Rodney, get it, go, go
Some recording guy, It's on the track
Rodney, leave it, get it on the track
Joe, get it, get it, catch it
Dean, I got it

You've got a methodist coloring book and you color really well
But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell
'Cause God hates war and God hates crime
A' but He really hates people, who color outside the lines

You've got a methodist coloring book
Don't color outside the lines
'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
He'll at least make you go blind

Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there's a special kind a' Hell
For those who just won't learn to color

God is gracious, God is good, so let's color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon, He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, He don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our Crayola's

You got a methodist coloring book
You got a methodist coloring book
You got a methodist coloring book
(Ah, oh, oh)
(Ah, oh, oh)

You got a methodist coloring book
You got a methodist coloring book
You got a methodist coloring book
(Oh, oh, oh, a very emotional performance)

You've got a methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color out side the lines
Or God will send you to Hell