Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a
be on the beach! No fun! No! [x2] This is no way to spend a summer I've got sand caked on my feet I gave my ice cream to a shark And now I've got nothing
She stands there on the corner, got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching, oh god, here he comes He pulls up beside her in his sporty machine Rolls down
a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all members of a fucked up world My
believe in all that TV crap And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto Every day I hear
Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch, That's where I'm gonna build my church, Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss; Just Charles Nelson
My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a
big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is filled with deadly screams Would've been salesman's famous capers It even made the big
Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbour's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar
got a bitchin' Camaro... (1.2.3.4) Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I ran over my neighbors Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Now I'm in all the papers My
you serve filet of sole Little bit of sole and I'm feelin' fine Little bit of sole and I'm losin' my mind I'm feeling fine I'm losing my mind Filet
Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink [x2] It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die
winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2] One of them blowing a big
gather in the streets of Manhattan The lights go out guess what happens? It's time to steal, it's time to shoot! It's time to rob... taste my boot! Violence
race They don't give a damn about you or me They just buy guns and watch TV Let's go! The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace Got pissed at my brother
It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down
love but nobody knows She looks sixteen or seventeen My mind grows dirty when my clothes get clean She's so young and tall Ah Ah I'm gonna give her my
Now my life is easy I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the street My folks say I've got no ambition At least I give a shit About the stuff I eat