Dear Penthouse: I?m a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite
I remember way back when i was just a boy, Goin? places with my mom and dad, it used to scare me to death how momma used to act after six or seven beers
Well I got home and the door was locked, So I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell I crawled