'll never get back To where the rest of Them are I might be crazy But there's one thing I know You might be surprised At what you find When ya go! And
wrong Father riley b. jones: John's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage That'll make you fart John's got a sausage
But I'm hooked I got the habit I've got to have it I need to play But there's no Musicians anymore They're all gone Wait! I've got it! I'll be sullen
to joe with his little case of pre-blessed unguents... Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... poor joe. he's getting tired from bending
please! Oh no, you gotta go Who do you write for? I wanna know I believe you is the Government's whore And keeping peoples Dumb is where you're Coming
called the police T two, side I), spindles over to joe and says... Sy borg: Pick me...i'm clean... I am also programmed For conversational English.
give up, you haven't got a chance. Joe: But i... I, i, i, i, i... I can't pay I gave all my money To some kinda groovy Religious guy... Two songs ago
Act II SCENE NINE A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral / ware-house / condominium complex, Joe is greeted
You'll make a muffin betta Betta It's really getting betta It's betta, it's betta With a green rosetta Green rositti A little green rositti It's really
know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? JOE: All the way That's the way they go Every day And none
mixer's face Be a CREW SLUT Just follow the magic footprints Be a CREW SLUT Hey, you'll love it! Be a CREW SLUT It's a way of life I ain't gonna squash
's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage that will make you fart John's got a sausage that will break your heart Make
know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right And it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN I know you
I'm hooked I got the habit I got to have it I need to play But theres no musicians anymore They're all gone Wait! I've got it! I'll be sullen and withdrawn
Act I SCENE TWO JOE'S GARAGE A boring old garage in a residential area with a teenage band rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL
it down I'll drive you through the heart of town JOE: A good lovin' man is hardest to find A good woman needs to ease her mind And I know a few that
it. JOE: Lucille Has messed my mind up But I still love her Oh I still love her Lucille Has messed my mind up But I still love her Oh I still love
pooching out of MARY'S moistened upper clothing, but it's too late...WARREN, one of the other guys from Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her (he's