Well, Mr Burns had done it The power plant had won it With Roger Clemens clucking all the while Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile While Wade
Gonna paint our wagon Gonna paint it good We ain't braggin' We're gonna coat that wood. There Gonna paint that wagon There Gonna paint it good They aint
Some men hunt for sport Others hunt for food But the only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good See my vest! See my vest! Made from real
[Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer just two bucks a glass
Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports [Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts [Lisa]
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We
Boy, the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days And you knew where you were then Watching
[Homer] Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father, I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with
Homer: You could close down Moe's or the Kuik-e-Mart and nobody would care But the heart and soul of springfield's in our Maison Derriere Belle: Were
[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home... When I first arrived, you
[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks! We are the jockeys, jockeys are we We live underground in a fiberglass tree [Jockey #1] Ha! [Jockey #2] Ooo! [Jockey
showing! [Apu] Who can? [Sideshow Mel] Who can? [Ned Flanders] Who can? [Oscar the Grouch] Who can? [All] The Garbage Man can! [Bart & Lisa] Coz he's Homer Simpson
When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake I.D. My name was Brian Mcgee I stayed up listening to
Apu] For meat [Shary Bobbins] And milk [Apu] And milk! [Shary Bobbins & Apu] From nineteen-eighty-four! [Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play! [Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons
Some folks'lll never eat a skunk But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Most folks'll never lose a toe But then again, some
Outside the house Mr. Simpson announced that Sally couldn't go to the meeting. He went on cleaning his blue Rolls Royce and she ran inside weeping. She
Shorty, who dat you think always missing you? I cannot get enough of kissing you I don't cry, okay I shed a tear or two On the grind, but girl ain't no
I'm back to put the sunshine in your mind 'Cause I don't like the way he's got you raining all the time Put away your troubles by leaving him behind So
