days were full of beauty and her nights were full of love As her beauty did fade she got pushed and shoved into a corner Like the Ugly Duck that no one
Ashtray balanced on my chest Sucking on a cigarette If I don't burn in hell I just might burn in bed Staring into a glowing red ember on a chilly morning
I find it hard to talk with a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart with carrots up my ass My neighbors think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns
stickers If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT He who has the most toys when he dies wins! Have you ever bought one? Did you really need it
It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much a bit too much to drink When he went riding off into the bright sunshine It
Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then went into convulsions He's had a bad day
know one day I'll have to tell them Oh yes I'll tell them about 'it' My lovely little Frankenstein A love like ours is hard to find My lovely little Frankenstein A love like
He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wag to let us know that he's happy Is he rabid?
It's not like I live on the street It's not like I live in a war zone It's not like I can't afford to eat It's not like I don't have a home Birds eat
Larry Flynt is the king of skin Sitting in his wheelchair collecting belly lint Someone tried to shoot him but the bullet didn't take Now he has to park
Give me your shoes and them I'll lick Give me your feet and them I'll kiss Because I would never want to hurt you And if I did, you know just what I'
Won't you come to my place and see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fridge, you can feast
he impaled himself on the steel as the blood ran down, he felt so horrible reached for the tequila worm and beer Razor swallowing in that garden He winced with pain Like