Monday morning horror, breakfast on my shirt Everything is wrong today Traffic driver me crazy, my blood is running hot Time is always slipping away Bum
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day Life's great when graveyard is your home What a day, what a day, what a day Undead rotting bones When
My next-door neighbor An unassuming man White picket fences Respected citizen In the darkness of hidden passion In the place that's kept out of view Raping
drink some beer and mosh It's doesn't cost much for a case of beer As it does for a quarter or gram of cane Listen to Tankard - you need a doze of thrash
Long time ago We found this place Thousands of years We crossed the interstellar space World after world Sowing the seeds Another planet For a new genetic
[Originally performed by Spermbird] Try! When every day life starts to get you down And your problems seem too many When your job is shit, the rent is
Death! Kill! blood will flow From the ones who play for money Sold! Out! It's time to pay You're gonna die no other way Blind! Wake up man you've got
Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and alive We won't be stone cold sober Like our two-faced manager We do the tankard club tour No groupies there
Woman of my dreams, so blond and beautiful I just got to have that lady, so sweet and dressed to kill We went out on a date I took here to my place She
Raise Your Tankard [M/L: Jevo] Take one beer, take two beers So you can wet your whistle Take three beers, take four beers Now on you cannot stop Take
Every day I'm a slave to the grind Think I'm loosing my mind 9 to 5 ain't mu kind of routine Ain't nobody's machine Boss says: think of the future But
I came to party with a thirst of for beer A wanna drink, so give me one to me My body ashes and I need one now I'm gonna get drunk and beer is the key
My skin is naked, my skin is virgin My skin is white, white lake the snow Only some pimples and a big fat wart Oh tattoed man I adore you so You're passing
We have a deal with Satan A contract signed in Hell We sacrifice a virgin He makes our record sell SATAN! - To Antichrist we pray EVIL! - To hit the
It's such a mystery Can someone tell me the meaning of life? It's really killing me Who's got the rap on the meaning of life? Kama Sutra, Bible and Koran
It come to earth three years ago from deep in space A brilliant U.F.O.! I could not believe it Refuge! I let it stay with me a while Stupid! Now I wish
Drinkin' beer somewhere with me Playin' loud and poppers flee I want booze and beer and wine To be drunk it's to fine Come and drink alcohol! Come and
You have a vision of bloodshed, my friend Just go ahead At the end of the night No one's gonna ask you why Eagerly spreading fear with your hands Fever
