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[Tom verse 1] Anne Boleyn she kept a tin, Which all her hopes and dreams were in, She plans to run away with him, forever (never to be seen again) Leaves
Ann Boleyn she kept a tin Which all her hopes and dreams were in She plans to run away with him forever (Never to be seen again) Leaves a note and starts
dick [Verse 2:] Goddamn I love bitches Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes Cooking, cleaning, grant my wishes Make me and the Wolf Gang Sandwitches Transylvania
and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own tv show And they called it transylvania 90210 Transylvania 90210 Transylvania 90210 Transylvania 90210 Transylvania
these darkened things So come on baby, darlin' spread your wings 'cause i said For your soul it's too late, when you come and join me on my Transylvania
I knew that life wouldn't be the same after that fateful day Dreams were crushed and who's to blame for all my hurt and pain Can someone tell me why,
You and me were once a fairy tale in love No happily ever after, just a horrorble disaster You tried to drag me down, so I put you in the ground You
Merry Christmas, ho ho ho I'll be six feet under the snow Jingle bells along the way I'm a dead motherfucker and I'm counting my days I've been too naughty
This Halloween I think that we should be together Just for old time's sake 'Cause I wanna hear you scream just like you Used to do when we were only thirteen
I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round For the evil that's going down Get down! Blood
A bullet in your head is how I want it Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment You're a waste of air and a waste of space I want sharp objects to fly