Just the other day I was dining at the mall Sipping on a beverage big and tall Two tubs of popcorn and three smoothies That ought to last me through the
I'm a little bitty broccoli With no place to go By a twist of fate I'm out in the cold My daddy was a big stalk From a hard luck farm My momma was a
than Phat? What's slicker than slim? Dig it! It's Uncle Jim Funky as a diaper Funky as a diye yahee yiaper What's colder than cool? What's hipper than hot? Uncle Jim
My sister used to drink pickle juice straight out of the jar I don't understand, She seemed to really like it Then she'd grab an onion and take a bite
Tape doesn't make the flowers grow Tape doesn't even say hello Tape, it's really good at stickin' around Tape'll fix a boo boo on your face Tapes been
Did you ever stop and think about the sky above, Covering this whole world with love Did you ever wonder what itA?s made up of Tell me bout the sky above
Some people really hate the rain All they do is complain About the ugly stinkin' weather But It might get pretty serious If the rain didn't rain on us
You gonna get us a good turkey? Yes Dear. You got your slingshot? Yes Dear. You got your turbo-blaster water gun? Yes Dear. Did you remember your vintage
Schmoopie is the word I use when I want to say I love you SCHMOOPIE! SCHMOOPIE! Schmoopie means my pride and joy it means I want to hug you SCHMOOPIE
Whether his name is Rover or scooter Or skimpy or smiley or Pete Taking my dog around the block is Is a super colossal treat He's a treasure to me A great
I am a 3 legged dog I live in a 4 legged world I can spin, I can twirl I can run, I can jump But some times I trip on my stump, stump stump, stump stump
as happy as a cow chewing on a cud When the people beat their feet on the Mississippi mud Lordy how they play it Goodness how they sway it Uncle Joe, Uncle Jim
If you get murdered I'll avenge your death Friends walk together Pop and lock together Me and him together Me and Jim forever Friends go jogging at
need a bath And your grandpa Jimmy is still gone daft Now there?s buffalo Jim and buffalo Jim And Jim buffalo now didn?t you know Jim' Jim' Jimmy it
big Jim Dwyer made his last trip To the home where his father's laid But fifteen minutes later We had our first taste of whiskey There was uncles giving
up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or
world got blown, so I tell hoes Fuck Lee's and shell toes, Dekangaroos and Velcro Timbaland, mocassins, dimes in them penny loafers A train, one bus, sure I had plenty soldiers Uncle
